Written by: Moose
JTM wakes up on time this night, no days delay…this time.. He stretches a bit. Long night of dragging and driving people places got to him..
He gets up mumbling, pacing to the fridge. “Don Don Don ( backsteps then moves forward again.) Don Da doobie don don. Whoa whoa whoaaaa!!!!”
He finishes that and opens the fridge pulling out three beers, the last of his stash. He walks back to his living room happy placing beers next to the fry eating bear and Barbie, then sets his ass down on the couch relaxing, holding his beer up.
“Ahhh..much better.”
He looks at the bear and gives him some more of the days old fries, placing them in his headless neck area.
“C’mon you two, it’s a fucking party. Cheers.”
He clinks the beer bottle to the bears then to the Barbies, watching they still haven’t moved from the spots they were in days before.
“Fine you two, Have it your way. Party Poopers.”
He clicks on the TV hoping it isn’t back on the Home Shopping Network. He looks at the TV screen seeing this video shocked at the hot chicks on there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP-yuipInwY
(OOC excellent song and video. Watched and listened to it several times last night)
“What the fuck is this shit!!!! ..nahhh..nope definitely not the Spice Girls. Five fucking Tori dancers. Great, just what I need to ruin my night. Trust me, dude in the car,…I’d hightail it too. Whoaaaa!!!…they took his car!!!!…Those damn bitches!!! Kiss that car goodbye dude.”
He tries following the video, the girls and the words at the same time, wishing it wasn’t happening so fast.
“Yeah dude, take that bike and ride away…get far the fuck away from em. I know I would.”
He watches the chicks go into the food place with the two guys at the table, smiling at the guys, still trying to follow where this video is going.
“Don’t fall for it you two, They may have great smiles, tits and cute badonkadonks, but they just want you for your money. Trust me on this. Don’t fall into that trap!!!”
He watches the one girl come out with food, and gets distracted by the words of the song smiling at what is said in the chorus.
“Sing it sister!!! Na na na (hey!!! in background) Na na na (hey!!!) Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Goodbye!!! Na na na (hey!!!) Na na na (hey!!!) Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Goodbye!!! Kick ass!!! She waved Cross gone too.”
He gets up from the couch mesmerized by the video especially at those words.
“Finally!!!!....this city got it right….Cross’s new fucking theme song!!!!”
He looks down at the bear and Barbie wanting them to join in.
“Sing it with me you two….one more time, with feeling!!!! Na na na (hey!!!) Na na na (hey!!!) Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Goodbye!!! Na na na (hey!!!) Na na na (hey!!!) Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Goodbye Crrrrroooosssss!!!”
They still don’t move around from the spot on the table.
“Fine. Have it your way you two. You’re fucking putting a big damper and ruining my fun now.”
He goes back to the video, the girls partying and doing silly shit in the car. He sees the guy on the bike apparently trying to track the girls in the car down.
“Dude, what did I tell you? The cars’s a fucking lost cause, don’t go after em, dumbass. They are gonna eat you alive. And that water they have won’t help with the interior of the car..you’re so screwed, dude. Give up while you still can.”
He laughs still watching the video go on, then he sees the girls at a huge party dancing there.
“Damn, got to give it to the Tori’s. They do know how to party. Dude, they are probably trashing your place there while you are out fruitlessly looking for em. Get a fucking clue, dude. Hell even the bear has got that one down, right?”
He looks at the bear expecting a nod, but a fry goes down the bear’s neck hole instead.
“Right on!!! See what I mean. Oh shit!!!! They are all waving goodbye to Cross. At least these Tori’s have class and know what they are doing too, unlike the ones in this city that I’ve met so far. Sabre’s probably better dance moves too.”
He watches them sing the “Na na na (hey!!!) Na na na (hey!!!) Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Goodbye!!!” part several times singing along with it too. Jumping up and down, getting a little wild and crazy, but sees to it that the bear and Barbie don’t tip, neither do the beers. He then sees the dude enter the door to his place from the video with that “what the fuck” look on his face.
“See…told you so, dipshit. Shoulda listened to me when you had the chance. You got what you deserved, a trashed place, by some pissy Tori’s. Not Cross though. He’s too lovey dovey for having any fun. And they got your wheels too.”
He laughs as that statement, trying not to forget, his bike is still MIA.
“Well that prick Cross finally got what he deserved. Na na na (hey!!!) Na na na (hey!!!) Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Goodbye Crrrrroooosssss!!!”
He then sits back down on the couch after the video finishes wondering what other mischief he could cause to celebrate Cross’s removal from being first in command.
Party Time!!!! (with videos) (9/7/09 JTM's place Attn: Anyone)
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