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Default The Theft of JTM

JTM finally rests at his place, sitting on his couch waiting for his flower delivery to arrive.

“God they are taking forever with that damn delivery. Where the fuck is she at? No tip for that bitch either.”

He hears a vehicle pull into his driveway.

“I bet that’s her.”

He gets up to answer the door, unlocking the deadbolt. As he turns the knob to open it, he is caught off-guard by the sight of Sophia standing at the front door holding a flower box.

“Now where the fuck have you been, Sophia? Get your ass in here. The Don’s gonna have my head on a silver platter.”

She walks into the house keeping the roses close until JTM closes the door. After he closes the door and turns to face her, she hands him the flower box. As JTM takes the box she shoves the flower box into his chest with force. The box collapses, roses littering the floor revealing a long stake that pierces JTM’s heart forcing him slump to the floor, in torpor.

Sophia: “Poor JTM, what now I was on time for this appointment. How do you like me now?”

She then opens the door and motions out to the vehicle. A figure in a ski mask and black clothing emerges from the vehicle and enters JTM’s place. Sophia reaches down grabbing JTM’s special bat poking him in the head several times with it. She then proceeds to pat him down, confiscating the rest of the gear in his possession including his house keys and cell phone. She revels at the folded envelope which contains $5,000.

Sophias' eyes widen as she says, "I can get a new dress with this."

JTM sees what’s going on but is helpless do anything about it. The other figure snatches up both of the Barbies placing them into a bag. The figure then moves to the fridge emptying out the beer into the bag, pausing momentarily perplexed by the ornate bottle sitting in the back which he also places into the bag. JTM sees the bag vanish from sight as the figure approaches the door to exit his place.

What the fuck? Why Sophia? Why?

The figure walks out to the vehicle putting the bag into the back of the vehicle, then returns. He sees Sophia pick up his couch effortlessly just like Pius did. Then the couch vanishes from sight as she turns to walk out to the vehicle.

JTM tries to yell, "Not my couch. I just got the damn thing." But he is unable to make a sound.

The figure walks back in looking around for more stuff to take. Not seeing anything the figure opens the closet to find JTM's stash of gear. The figure quickly places the items into a pair of duffel bags without saying a word and turns to leave. The bags once again vanishing from sight as the figure walks out the door to the vehicle.

Mother fuckers!!!!

Sophia returns, poking JTM with his bat some more before quickly growing bored. She then goes over to his TV and DVD player threatening to smash them with his own bat. Before pulling the wires directly from their sockets. He watches both items disappear in a blink of an eye as she turns to go to the vehicle. The figure nods to her in passing before going to the fridge and picking up the pair of kegs hefting them to his shoulders before making them disappear. The figure then turns and walks back out to the vehicle as Sophia returns.

What the hell!!!! If I get up you’re dead Sophia you fucking bitch!!!

Sophia dials a number using JTM’s phone.

Sophia: “It’s done.”

As she hangs up the phone a black bag appears in her hand from out of nowhere. The masked figure comes back in snatching the coffee table as Sophia places the bag on JTM's head preventing his sight. He feels his body being lifted and carried out pausing momentarily after a few steps as he hears the deadbolt being locked back up before being tossed into the vehicle. He hears the doors close to the vehicle somewhere around him mere moments before the vehicle starts up and begins moving to another destination.
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